Profile Part 2 – Create Your Dating Profile Headline

Your headline is quite important because it is the first sentence your target will read about you. And hence, will frame the light via which she takes in the rest of your profile. Note that people usually remember the first and last thing they read the most. It should usually convey the following:

A hint about the kind of person you are.
A hint about the kind of person you want.
Humor

Witty Profile Headlines

“You don’t have to be crazy to date me, but it helps!”
“I wouldn’t join any club that would have me as a member.”
“It’s ok to look. But if you break it you own it.”
“The Bare Naked truth is inside, come in!”
“first i was like _____, and then you were like _____, and then it was all like _____.”
“Being a New Yorker means never having to say you’re sorry.”
“Found Your Glass Slipper, Let’s Dance.”
“You talkin to me? You talkin to me?”
“When all is said and done, I’m pretty much, like the coolest guy here so…”
“I like green eggs and spam”
“If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.”

Nostalgic Song Lyric Profile Headlines

“Music is the soundtrack of our life.”
- Dick Clark

I have had a lot of success by simply inserting random song lyrics as my headline. This sort of headline will get a lot of “Lookie Loo traffic” (i.e. girls will click on your profile just to see why you are quoting a song they know). Song lyrics work pretty well because music excites deep-rooted associates in the human brain. Just listen to what happens to a crowd in a nightclub when the band strums up the first four bars of ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ or ‘Brown Eyed Girl.’ They scream like banshees, “Whooooooo!”

“Yesterday you told me bout the blue blue sky, and all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree.”
“I see you baby, shaking that ass, shaking that ass, shaking that ass.”
“Groove is in the heart.”
“Take me on a trip I’d like to go someday. Take me to New York I’d like to see L.A.”
“It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.”
“Some people call me the space cowboy.”
“And after all, you’re my Wonderwall.”
“Love in an elevator.”
“In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey…”
“It don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that swing…”
“If you want to know, if he loves you so, it’s in his kiss.”
“I kissed a girl, I liked it, the taste of her cherry ChapStick.”
“Oh where oh where can my baby be? The lord took her away from meeee.”
“I wanna be a supermodel. Cuz I’m young, and I’m hip, and so beautifuuuul”
“My baby don’t mess around because she loves me so and this I know fo’ suuuure”